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Lacey: If you've got to cursed with being a pasty white boy in America, there aren't a whole lot of options. Sure, the economic and social structure of your society is made to benefit you. Sure, you're a member of an elite racial society in the upper class of the richest country on Earth. But sometimes you can't get laid, and sometimes those black girls are just too fucking loud. Dan: And that means, sometimes, you just need to bring a rifle (which they let you buy there for some reason) into your church, or your school, and just kill as many people as you can until you die. Lacey: Or the police escort you out with a bulletproof vest. Dan: